Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now" 

A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: 

          Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless
          this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy
          mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads
          and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...
          Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must
          count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number
          of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou
          count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out.
          Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached,
          then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who,
 being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

 Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail 

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the
 selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. 

          Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak
          through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the
  finder of lost children. 

          And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
 those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. 

          And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon
  thee!"

 Pulp Fiction
(Partly from Hesekiel 25:17)

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

 Mae West

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

John McClane, Die Hard

If anything in this life is certain; if history has taught us anything, it's that
you can kill anyone.

 Michael Corleone, The Godfather 

I see a red sash I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur! Go tell all the
          other curs the law is coming! You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with
  me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!!

Wyatt Earp, Tombstone

"Its not the years, its the mileage."

Indiana Jones

"Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's
          primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yes, he will murder his brother
          to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will
          make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his
 jungle lair: For he is the harbinger of death."

 The Twenty-third Scroll, Ninth Verse,
"Planet Of The Apes"

"When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change... 
the devil changes you."

 Max from 8MM

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Braveheart

Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

 Patton 

I would rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one
          touch of her hand than an eternity without it.

 City Of Angels

I'm too old for this shit.

Lethal Weapon

You can't handle the truth!

A Few Good Men

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass,
 and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a
 reach around.

Full Metal Jacket

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

The Graduate

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was
  wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

Ed Wood

Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady

Independence Day

Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates
 man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.

Jurassic Park

Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling
 evil, in another dimension.

The Last Starfighter 

No, no, no! No food, no food. Bring me sex, I want sex, bring
  me some sex! No, no, no! That one. Being me that one, over there.
 That one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off,
 take her clothes off, and bring her to me!

MASH

Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious
  disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud,
  doesn't it?

Men In Black

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal,
  food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a
 hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a
 pity to damage yours.

The Princess Bride 

The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for
 bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you
     give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it?

The Princess Bride

Self-realization: I was thinking of the immortal words of
   Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

Real Genius 

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Silence of the Lambs

You were expecting physical danger? What could it do? Kill ya, huh?
 No, in Hell there's real danger: losing your mind.

What Dreams May Come

If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!

Star Trek: First Contact 

You ain't no daisy

Tombstone

I'm your huckleberry!

Tombstone